Ten Things I’ve Learnt About Travelling With Small Children.

I don’t know if you’ve ever fled a natural disaster with two young children in tow?

It’s not something I’d recommend. We drove for 4 hours – no toilet breaks, no snack stops, no let’s all have a break from the screaming baby stops – 4 hours on empty roads listening to the emergency services radio telling us to stay indoors.

It was terrifying.

The only positive note was that my bum was clenched so tight for the whole 4 hours my pelvic floor almost returned to its pre-pregnancy state.

Is My Son a Dick?

As a parent you quickly learn to interpret different screams – there’s the tired scream, the I would like some attention scream and then there’s the scream of your child in genuine pain. The one that turns your stomach. Thank God I have not had to hear that one very often from my daughter. But […]

Breastfeeding in public: How to get them out when you’re out and about.

Before I had my daughter I remember being quite worried about what was going to happen to my tits. For the benefit of any mums-to- be this is what I have learned from breastfeeding my two children. Let’s start with the good stuff –the really good news is that post baby boobs look awesome. Enjoy […]

Does Baby Brain Exist?

When I was pregnant I told my fella that the baby made me trump. Maybe it did. All I know is I was too damn tired to get up and go parp politely elsewhere. This got me thinking about the old wives tales and untruths surrounding women and pregnancy and how they are generally negative […]