Modern parenting can be confusing. As a mother I just want to know how many times a week I can feed a three year old biscuits for breakfast and still not blush whenever I say ‘We don’t really eat sugary snacks in our house’. Twice? More if they’re not chocolate biscuits? To save yourselves such […]
I was going to make this a top 5 list but I could only think of 4. That’s what a hopeless romantic I am. I’d like to point out that I am not getting divorced but if I ever do get married and then go on to get divorced it will probably be for one of […]
If you were to wander the moors above my house you would oft hear my voice gently trilling: ‘Where in the name of fucking fuck is the lid for this bastard cup!’ (Actually you wouldn’t hear this at all. I never swear in front of my children. They have no idea who their mother really […]
