Do you like my title? I thought it made me sound young and American and a bit of a dick. Only one of those things is true. Anyway now I’ve drawn you in here’s my list of stuff to keep small children entertained when they’re stuck indoors because someone thought it was a good idea to close school/ […]
It’s Christmas and the perfect time to be thinking about holidays. It’s not like there’s anything else I do should be getting on with right? Mark Warner are looking for bloggers to be their holiday ambassadors. I think I would be brilliant at this – but then in my mind I’m brilliant at most things. […]
Just like every other parenting challenge explaining where babies come from is nothing like you expect it to be. Not that I spent a lot of my time pre children fantasizing about explaining the birds and the bees to the fruit of my loins, but I did quite bit of research into the general subject. Moving […]
Do you wanna throw a Frozen themed party? It doesn’t have to be a very good Frozen themed party. Here’s my guide…. My daughter has seen an amazing Frozen cake on Facebook. Awesome. Except the lady who made it lives in California. I have looked into shipping and is not going to work. I’ve already […]
Waiter: Welcome to Don’t Want That! Have you refused to eat our food before? Diner: No this is our first visit. Waiter: OK here are your plastic ponchos, the showers are through the door on the left. Today we have a choice of blue, pink or yellow plates. Special of the day is […]
A short post about someone I really liked but never met.
When you take small children out to eat you have exactly however long it takes to order and eat one course minus 7 minutes before it all goes horribly wrong.
It makes no difference how quickly the food arrives the last 7 minutes of your meal will be spent shovelling hot food into your mouth whilst one of you jiggles the baby or takes a toddler for a walk around the block.
One course? But what about starters and puddings?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Oh sorry was that a genuine question?
