Who made me Keeper of the Fridge? (contains all the swears)

An everyday scene of domestic life: Eeh Bah Mum is upstairs putting away washing in the bedroom WHERE THERE IS NO FUCKING FRIDGE. Mr Eeh Bah is downstairs, in the kitchen stood right next to a large cabinet that keeps food chilled, let’s call it the fridge aka THE PLACE WHERE CHEESE LIVES. Him (shouts upstairs because his eyes are too […]