Where the f… Father Christmas is the bloody sellotape? Jenny and Nick were in a mess. Christmas Eve was nearly over and not a single present wrapped, all three stockings hung by the chimney were empty. Upstairs no one was stirring not even two year old Rudy who was fast asleep cradling fluffy mouse, three […]
No I’m not putting the small children on the tree. But then writing ‘with the help of small children’ didn’t feel right either. So here is ‘How to decorate a tree while two small children fight over a felt robin and attempt to strangle each other with tinsel’. Step 1 Check into social media and discover that […]
Christmas is for children. Which is weird because mine have put in zero effort so far. Here are a few things you need to know about the festive season with children. Christmas trees are dangerous Even if you have those well behaved small children who never climb shelves and frisbee books at your face Christmas […]
