It’s my daughter’s birthday next month and it is 3 years since I last worked. Yes that’s three long years as a stay at home mum, sitting with my feet up doing bugger all. Whilst it has been a wonderfully relaxing experience having daily massages and icing homemade cupcakes as the children sit and […]
Before I had children I liked ice cubes a lot. What’s not to like about something that is an integral part of a Mojito?
Now I have small children I think ice cubes are fucking awesome.
The past week has been hot and sunny and my children have been tired and grumpy. This is not what I envisaged when I signed on to be a Stay At Home Mum. I hoped I would be sitting in the garden reading a book whilst being playfully splashed by my children in the paddling pool laughing at all my mates sitting sweating in hot offices.
Now I realise that small children and hot sun do not mix well. My 2 year old is currently covered in a heat rash so violent I actually Googled to check it was not the bubonic plague (it’s almost definitely not).
My son, who we have already established is a dick, is now a hot dick. He is again possibly teething, and he has a cold or maybe it is looking at his spot covered sister that is making him cry.
It makes me want to cry.
Don’t worry. I’m not about to moan about being at stay at home mum, we all know the pay is crap, the hours are long and you have to hide in the toilet when you want to eat biscuits or chocolate (they don’t tell you that in the baby books). But I’m happy with my […]