But Mummy why do I have to go to school? Well sweetie every time Mummy spends more than 3 minutes attempting to teach you anything we both need several weeks of therapy. Also in order to get you to do anything even remotely educational I have to bribe you with Haribo and biscuits, so I […]
Right I haven’t blogged in ages because, well y’know life. And work. And just stuff. Why is there so much stuff? We moved out of the house and decamped to my mums after the electrician described the most expensive thing we have ever bought as ‘a death trap’ funnily enough this was not a phrase used […]
My youngest started school last week and I was reminded of how quickly time flies,standing at the school gates the Abba song ‘Slipping through my fingers’ running through my head as tears rolled down my face. Three days later I was crying again but this time because I had discovered he was only doing half […]
About to send your baby off to school for the first time? Worried about what to expect? Forget Ofsted reports and class sizes, this is the real lowdown on what happens in your child’s first year at school. For starters don’t expect your child to be able to say the name of their class, two […]