There will be one child sitting quietly doing puzzles.
This will not be your child.
I had hoped this role was allocated on some sort of rota and that one week it would be my daughter quietly amusing herself whilst others looked on in awe. I seem to have been left off the rota.
(If I had a child who sat quietly and entertained themselves I would not need playgroup I would be sitting at home watching This Morning, painting my toenails and writing a blog about what a piece of piss small children are to look after. )
Crawling babies are hard work especially at this time of year – they refuse to sit still and it’s too cold and wet to let them loose in the park like dogs. With the Easter holidays approaching and my garden full of snow I have put together a list of things to do in London […]
One of the good things about the first few Mothering Sundays is that it’s basically your partner doing all the work. In later years the kids start having their own input that’s when the flowers and chocolates come in. As a basic rule any mother of very young children will be dealing with a lot […]