7 Ways Festival Season can Prepare you for Parenthood.

1. You are used to all your money disappearing.

When you party hard it is customary to wake up the next day with no money and no idea where your money went.

Never mind, you tell yourself, at least I had a good time and I still have both my kidneys.

And a giant pair of comedy glasses…where the hell did they come from?

When you have children your money disappears in a similar way but you have not always had a good time. Sometimes you have had a terrible time. And you have spent all your money on having a terrible time.

And more importantly you have not even been out.

You have simply spunked all your cash on nappies, baby wipes and nipple cream (which is nowhere near as much fun as it sounds).