Last weekend we went to Camp Bestival. This is not a review but if you want one here are two to pick from: It was ace, we loved it, the sun shone, I learned to hula hoop, we hung out with friends and got a little bit drunk while the kids ran around wearing tails. […]
Welcome to the only summer holiday guide you will ever need. Includes handy suggestions for day trips, picnic ideas and crafts to keep the whole family entertained.* *Suggestions may not be handy or keep the whole family entertained. Does not include picnic ideas. Some people may require further guides. Likely to cause dizziness and fainting. Week One […]
1. You are used to all your money disappearing.
When you party hard it is customary to wake up the next day with no money and no idea where your money went.
Never mind, you tell yourself, at least I had a good time and I still have both my kidneys.
And a giant pair of comedy glasses…where the hell did they come from?
When you have children your money disappears in a similar way but you have not always had a good time. Sometimes you have had a terrible time. And you have spent all your money on having a terrible time.
And more importantly you have not even been out.
You have simply spunked all your cash on nappies, baby wipes and nipple cream (which is nowhere near as much fun as it sounds).