Farewell 2106! You were…. eventful. Basically 2106 was like first time parenthood. We all went into it with high expectations of how brilliant it was going to be, then reality hit, everything fell to shit and we all just clung on for dear life and prayed we’d make it out alive. 2017 is going to be […]
You can’t spell.
You are a brand not a person. Yes I like your tasty yogurt. No I don’t want to have a fucking conversation with it about Star Wars.
I don’t know who you are and your biog doesn’t tell me that either. I’m really not interested in the fact you drink too much wine or own a dog.
I read your biog and decided you looked a bit annoying.
I read your biog and decided you looked too exciting. I don’t want a Twitter feed full of people making my life look rubbish. *
For a while there I was really into something that you were really into and now I’m not that into that thing anymore and I can’t for the life of me remember why I’m following you but it was nice while it lasted. Laters.
You won’t believe what these child stars look like now! Hmm I think I would. Do they look a lot older now? Yeah thought so. There are tribes in the Amazon rainforest who have grasped the basic concept that if you take a photo of a baby, then take another picture 30 years later, that […]
A while ago I started writing a beginner’s guide to blogging, even though I actually have no idea what I’m talking about, but hey! This is the Internet as long as you can read an article in less than 5 minutes and still look like you might be working- no one cares! So today I’ve […]
Blogfest last year was my first ever big blogging event. As I descended the escalator into the hall full of people I half recognised from Twitter I thought: Shit! I’ve made a terrible mistake. Fast forward 12 months and there I was gliding down the escalator into a hall full of people I actually knew and this […]
The brilliant thing about social media is that you can tell exactly how well you are doing in life by the response you get online from people who don’t know you. I like to work out if the dinner I made tastes any good or if my children are worth keeping by the likes they get […]
‘Should I start a blog?’ you ask. Not me I already have one. You’re reading it. I’m using it to talk to you. Yes you. I know you’ve been thinking about it but there are sooo many reasons not to start. Hold my hand and let me guide you gently through them. It might be shit. […]
Do you want to write a brilliant blog? Why not read a really dull how-to guide written by someone you’ve never heard of on the Internet? That should help. Within minutes you could be ‘driving engagement through unique content’. Or something. Honestly I have no fucking idea what that means but it sounds important. I drive […]
Recently I read an online article that was rather snippy about the amount of effort one mother had put into creating something spectacular for her children. The writer of the article seemed unnerved that any sane woman could be arsed to put so much time and effort into parenting. Which is ironic when you realise […]
Every now and again I like to look through my spam folder and marvel at the wonderful comments Akismet has cruelly stopped the world from reading. I was sad to discover that spammers have improved their language since my last spam roundup. But there have been even more worrying developments. This is from Realestatefmx hello, […]