July 2015 - Eeh Bah Mum

Blueberry soup with no pants on

Posted on July 24, 2015 by admin

Day two of the school holidays Mr Eeh Bah phones home to check we are all still alive. Him: Hi Are you OK? You said in your email you were…. cleaning. Me: Yes darling I’m fine. I was cleaning. Him: Are you drunk already? It’s only 2pm. Me: Darling I’m not drunk I’m sat outside […]

What does 40 look like?

Posted on July 13, 2015 by admin

Surviving a heatwave with small children

Posted on July 1, 2015 by admin

1. Go inside. 2. Stop fucking moaning. 3. Seriously this is the UK how long will this last? I get it. It’s hot. 4. At least you’re not at work Googling the official temperature an office has to be before your employer legally has to send you home. 5. Ice lolly. Paddling pool. Sorted. 6. Oh shit my list […]