If you are expecting advice on how to deal with a stroppy toddler then Google again. This is not the blog you are looking for. Move along. I have a serious parenting issue and I’m asking for help. Dramatic music kicks in: Sometimes my 2 year old son refuses to eat toast on the blue plate […]
‘Should I start a blog?’ you ask. Not me I already have one. You’re reading it. I’m using it to talk to you. Yes you. I know you’ve been thinking about it but there are sooo many reasons not to start. Hold my hand and let me guide you gently through them. It might be shit. […]
Usually people write to their 16 year olds selves but honestly I don’t think I have anything to say to my 16 year old self that I would like. My 16 year old self would think I was boring, old and uncool. I don’t mind she’s a dick who spends the next 5 years only being able to […]
Do you want to write a brilliant blog? Why not read a really dull how-to guide written by someone you’ve never heard of on the Internet? That should help. Within minutes you could be ‘driving engagement through unique content’. Or something. Honestly I have no fucking idea what that means but it sounds important. I drive […]