Lost your keys/ phone/ will to live? Let me help you find it! 1. Establishing an Item is Lost Women: An item will officially be considered lost when it has been searched for extensively, movement between at least two rooms is required. Men: An item will be considered lost when it cannot be spotted from […]
Welcome to the only summer holiday guide you will ever need. Includes handy suggestions for day trips, picnic ideas and crafts to keep the whole family entertained.* *Suggestions may not be handy or keep the whole family entertained. Does not include picnic ideas. Some people may require further guides. Likely to cause dizziness and fainting. Week One […]
Recently I read an online article that was rather snippy about the amount of effort one mother had put into creating something spectacular for her children. The writer of the article seemed unnerved that any sane woman could be arsed to put so much time and effort into parenting. Which is ironic when you realise […]
Firstly I’m sorry for calling you a dick on the Internet. To be fair most of the people who commented on the post I wrote did back me up. So technically I should be sorry for outing you as a dick. Mummy will stop saying the word dick now. I’m sorry you have spent the first two […]
This week I did something I swore I would never do. I lied about my parenting skills to make myself look better. I decided quite some time ago not to give a shit about what other people think. Mainly because other people have no idea what the rest of my life is like so I ignore […]