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Monthly Archives: May 2014

How to lose your keys, a guide for both sexes.

Posted on May 28, 2014 by admin

Lost your keys/ phone/ will to live? Let me help you find it! 1. Establishing an Item is Lost Women: An item will officially be considered lost when it has been searched for extensively, movement between at least two rooms is required. Men: An item will be considered lost when it cannot be spotted from […]

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The ultimate school holiday guide.

Posted on May 20, 2014 by admin

Welcome to the only summer holiday guide you will ever need. Includes handy suggestions for day trips, picnic ideas and crafts to keep the whole family entertained.* *Suggestions may not be handy or keep the whole family entertained. Does not include picnic ideas. Some people may require further guides. Likely to cause dizziness and fainting. Week One […]

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How to read parenting blogs.

Posted on May 14, 2014 by admin

Recently I read an online article that was rather snippy about the amount of effort one mother had put into creating something spectacular for her children. The writer of the article seemed unnerved that any sane woman could be arsed to put so much time and effort into parenting. Which is ironic when you realise […]

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An apology to my son on his birthday.

Posted on May 11, 2014 by admin

Firstly I’m sorry for calling you a dick on the Internet. To be fair most of the people who commented on the post I wrote did back me up. So technically I should be sorry for outing you as a dick. Mummy will stop saying the word dick now. I’m sorry you have spent the first two […]

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Getting rid of the dummy

Posted on May 8, 2014 by admin

This week I did something I swore I would never do. I lied about my parenting skills to make myself look better. I decided quite some time ago not to give a shit about what other people think. Mainly because other people have no idea what the rest of my life is like so I ignore […]

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