3rd: Shower Cat. How to play: One player has a shower while the other player is the shower cat. A shower cat is a cat that lives in the shower, being the shower cat involves crawling around the bottom of the shower on all fours licking your paws and wagging an imaginary tale. The game […]
As a paper The Daily Mail is not much cop but as a guide to how modern women are just doing it all wrong it is infalliable. Generally we women are just not good enough – we’re either too fat or too thin, wearing the wrong clothes or falling in love with the wrong people. […]
Easter 2014 will forever be remembered as the nadir of my parenting career. Eclipsing the time we started serving our children water in shot glasses and encouraged them to slide glasses along the table top shouting ‘hit me’. It was funny for about 30 minutes before we realised we had basically encouraged a toddler and […]
It’s that time of year again when thoughts turn to summer holidays. This year we are doing Denmark with a 2 and 3 year old. Why Denmark? Well if there’s one thing I’ve learned about children it’s that they love a bit of classic mid century Scandinavian design. My son cannot get enough of the […]
A short post about someone I really liked but never met.
No. Under no circumstances should anyone ever take a toddler to a festival. Look what happened to Chris Martin – 10 years he had to put up with all that macrobiotic shit. Any more questions? OK then. As you were. But hang on I’m still thinking of taking a toddler to a festival…. OK let me […]
Every now and again I like to look through my spam folder and marvel at the wonderful comments Akismet has cruelly stopped the world from reading. I was sad to discover that spammers have improved their language since my last spam roundup. But there have been even more worrying developments. This is from Realestatefmx hello, […]