I don’t normally do reviews on my blog so for my first I have decided to review Mother’s Day 2014. 2014 was my third Mother’s Day as an actual mother and yet again Mr Eeh Bah moaned about having to sort things out ‘You’re not my mum’ he repeats every year. ‘Yes darling but I […]
You will wonder if you had children too early in life.
And if you have had them too late.
You will have both these thoughts an equal amount of times no matter if you had children at 18 or 48.
Oh and yes you probably should have had them earlier. Or later. Whatever.
You did it wrong.
If you were to wander the moors above my house you would oft hear my voice gently trilling: ‘Where in the name of fucking fuck is the lid for this bastard cup!’ (Actually you wouldn’t hear this at all. I never swear in front of my children. They have no idea who their mother really […]
Before I had children I used to go to the hairdressers. This was known as ‘getting a haircut’. Now I am a parent I still go to the hairdressers but this is considered me time. It’s essentially the same thing but now the act of hair shortening is supposed to be some sort of treat. Well I’m sorry but going to […]
Last year I drunkenly signed myself up for martial arts classes. I spent all of 2013 getting the shit kicked out of me every Tuesday evening. And I loved it. So I decided that making rash decisions with little or no thought to my personal safety was the way forward. This year I volunteered to […]
