Christmas is for children. Which is weird because mine have put in zero effort so far. Here are a few things you need to know about the festive season with children. Christmas trees are dangerous Even if you have those well behaved small children who never climb shelves and frisbee books at your face Christmas […]
William Morris said ‘Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful’. I chant this every time I enter Poundland. But still the beautiful, useful crap keeps piling up and every time I move from the sink to the fridge I have to wade through 4 inches of plastic food.We have a plan to entice our daughter into playing in her bedroom. Apparently the answer is simple: A rug.
People joke about women buying candles and cushions but no one ever mentions men and their obsession with rugs and offensively patterned duvet covers.
The other morning at 6.30 I was woken by my daughter’s hot sweaty face pressed up to mine on the pillow asking ‘Do banisters have legs?’ I had to think about this for a while. Not the bit about banisters having legs. I know banisters do not have legs even at 6.30 in the morning. […]
Early morning, we are all in the car. Eeh Bah Son is screaming loudly the rest of us are screaming quietly on the inside. Eeh Bah Daughter: I spy with my little eye something beginning with car. There are no other cars. Eeh Bah Mum: Is it a car? Eeh Bah Daughter: Yes. Laughs manically […]
