One Rule To Rule them All The first rule of soft play is that no one talks about soft play. If you did they wouldn’t believe you. I have only written this down so that future generations will know our pain. Fade In: Tonight’s episode of Who Do You Think You Are? features Eeh Bah […]
Anyone who owns small children will know that one of the life’s greatest pleasures is fantasising about all the things you could be doing if only you didn’t have the aforementioned children. In fact it’s a bit of a shock to me as a parent that people who have chosen not to have children aren’t […]
Dear Grazia Features Editor, As a subscriber to your magazine I have noticed that you regularly feature stories of depressed 30 something’s complaining that they have had to move back in with their parents because they drank all their wages/ split up with their boyfriend/ spent it all on handbags. All this is heartbreakingly sad […]
…..is a brilliant title for a blog post. I would totally read a blog post about that. Oh. I used to be amazing at getting out of the house, if I had been a superhero that would have been my special power. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s ‘Arriving At Places […]
Last night I watched The Great British Bake Off and the final two episodes of Breaking Bad.
My stress levels were through the roof but don’t worry I’m not going to spoil anything. You will never find out from me who’s puff pastry didn’t puff.
Watching these shows has inspired me to join in.
Not with the baking.
I have already established baking is not my strong point, neither is making things look good. Also if I learnt one thing from working in telly it would be never kneel on the floor waving your arse in the air in the same room as a cameraman.
Instead I am giving serious consideration to a career as a Crystal Meth cook putting all my research (5 series of Breaking Bad and The Wire) to good use .
To help me make a decision I’ve drawn up a for and against list.
Welcome to the Eeh Bah Mum parenting awards, introducing your host – me, sat at the kitchen table wearing a prom dress and heels, swigging fizzy wine and practising my disappointed face. Oh hang on that’s just my face. Remember when Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox hosted the Brits? Well this is going to be […]